Why am I so sexy?

It's such a pain, but people can't refrain from staring at me since I'm so damn beautiful. My beauty is such a distraction, everybody immediately drops whatever they're doing to appreciate my fine breeding. My enchanting smile induces orgasms, and my scent is that of spearmint and babies' tears. Everyone loves me... women, men, girls, boys, even animals and children: once I was walking down Central Park, a horse that was supposed to be pulling the carriages turned around to admire my beautiful presence. I mean... I want to share myself with all of you, but I can't sleep with everyone even though I'd like to. I mean, I gotta live my life, and if I sleep with everyone I see then I'd be very tired. What should I do?

Why am I so sexy?
Hell yeah man. I love doing this type of stuff lol I've had well over 40 questions deleted from this retarded website. And do you see that 7 after my name? LOL, that's because my last 6 accounts were all deleted.
Reply:Did u came from mars?
Reply:WOW the burden you carry around must get heavy!!







ps i'm talkin about that ego :-)
Reply:you are admiredwith your self it is some kind of deses you must go to doctor
Reply:IMAO...that was F*ing classic!!
Reply:Slightly self conceded are we?
Reply:WOW!!!!! Can you walk thru doorways with that inflated head on your shoulders??????
Reply:did u get dared to write that question? thats retarded!
Reply:They want to see who is scaring the horse in central park.

Take a good look in the mirror, sweetie!
Reply:Listen, we know your moms hot, but what about you?
Reply:Fabio??? Is that you?
Reply:it sounds to me like you are a legend in your own mind, get over yourself
Reply:Lol. 2 points. YAY.
Reply:im not sure i'd be to attracted to someone who smells like spearmint and babys tears, but good luck with your delemma. maybe you could look into the porn industry everyone can see you its like everyone watching it is having sex with you its good money and people dont have to smell your sent of baby tears.
Reply:The swamp thing in lingerie is sexier than you! .....
Reply:You have two main options here.



1) Move to Canada and live away from everyone else, just watch out for the bears, you wont like to make love with one of them.



2) Become a model and sexatize the whole world. Sleep with as many sexy women as possible to make sure your genes carry on. Long live the sexy.
Reply:You sound like a wanna=BE, Grow up and get a real life
Reply:lol =]
Reply:Let me guess, Willy, you probably drive a big Hummer, and you know what they say about men who drive big vehicles. They're trying to make up for small "Willys" Get over yourself, because if you have that much to say about your physical attributes (Translation for the simple-minded, "How purdy you are") then you probably look more like Egor than Fabio. Go take a long walk off a short pier. We have to knock you off that pedestal you put yourself on. Don't worry, your ego will break your fall.
Reply:Well don't we like ourselves just a wee little much! Haha I love it! Thanks for the laugh. Oh and please do tell me what babies tears smell like...

Oh and if you really want an answer umm try not to be so universally beautiful. Don't take showers..haha I don't know.
Reply:two points...whoo!
Reply:HAHAHA thats awesome
Reply:forget the rest and run away with my brother ;)
Reply:I doubt you're sexy. Let go of that ego.