If I have no soul will I still get in to Heaven ?

As you may know already. I sold my soul (see previous questions asked) to the devil he/she wants there money back.I have two problems with this.The first is the above question, the second is I do not have the money to pay him/her back. As I gave a lot to one of my charities (I don't like to talk about my charity work, at the refuge for young ladies with lose morals) some went on entertaining my nieces.The rest was spent (invested) in that fine Gentlemans club Spearmint Rinos (For the American reader thats like Hooters, but with class) if I do need my soul back, to get in upstairs, can any religous organisations give me the money or indeed, may be a rich American could help.Taken from two of his best selling books: Opium for the masses, and Which is the most gullible race on the planet? By E Cad

If I have no soul will I still get in to Heaven ?
Not the smartest devil in the world, to give you money for something that doesn't exist...does he have the right to ask for his money back? Only if selling what does not exist constitutes fraud. If it does, then quite a sum of money is owed to those who have been paying tithes. Then again, your plaintiff doesn't exist, nor would the defendant in the tithing case, which complicates matters.



"In 1970, Russel T. Tansie, an Arizona lawyer filed a $100,000 damage lawsuit against God. The suit was filed on behalf of Mr. Tansie's secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected has not been recorded."
Reply:Sounds like a slam-dunk. The syrup might be a problem, but only if it its a Canadian case. Report It
Reply:What a load of rubbish.
Reply:first you do have a soul, but to say if you han none, no,
Reply:you lost me at "like Hooters,but with class"...............by the by, you can't sell what doesn't belong to you.
Reply:God knows your heart (which might be a problem for you.)
Reply:I like lunchtimes. You get all the silly questions then.
Reply:selling your soul is a transaction that cannot be reversed.



you might try to see if there is someone that would take your place in Hell. This forum is a good place to start.
Reply:You can never sell your soul are you sure you haven't been watching to many films?
Reply:You cannot sell what you do not own. God owns your soul. But if you have made a vow with a devil, you can be redeemed, call on the one who paid the higher price for you. Jesus. Read the book of Hosea, it will kind of take you through what you are talking about in a way.
Reply:Looks like u sold your mind than sellling your soul!
Reply:sound like good reads
Reply:You will go to heavens as a soul, leaving all your worldly belongings.Your soul is still with you as it is commodity which cannot be sold out.Okay, you might have rented it out for some ulterior puroposes for sometime.You can reclaim it refresh it and even clean and shine it back without the least impression of guilt of cheating the devil.He very well knew you are cheating him;he content with duration you rented your soul to him.Now, you have the chance to travel back to safe heavens.
Reply:I'll make you a deal. You can have my soul if you can find it.
Reply:This is madness all i'm saying is if you have sold your soul you need to get some serious prayer!!! i thought people that sold there souls would have everything they could ever wish for? obviosly this wasn't a wise move but listen just read the bible if you really serious and pray. HEY!! stay away from spearmint rino too, if your trying to get right a strip club is not the place!!



God bless you
Reply:You will NOT go to heaven! it's not there!

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