If they make all gum owners criminals, will only criminals own gum?

They will take this wad of Wriggley's Spearmint Gum out of my gold dead hand. Chew on that for awhile.

If they make all gum owners criminals, will only criminals own gum?
I don't want to be a criminal! They don't have a stick of evidence on me. If I have to I'll hire Bazooka Joe and my attorney. I hear he get things wrapped up really quick like. I don't mean to burst your bubble or anyting but I am not going down alone. Those Double Mint Twins are just as guilty.
Reply:sets your teeth on edge don't it?
Reply:Haha and yeah, they will have to pry my Orbit out of my cold dead hands.
Reply:he who has the gum becomes some scum



muhahaha ain't I a regular dr. suess
Reply:If they can make the evidence stick..Lucky we still have 'gumshoes'..Don't try this in Singapore..Laws are Laws..Buddy.".You have to do something..even if you didn't like the guy..."..(.no offence I 'd have to cut off your hand..just business pal).
Reply:I think the owning of it is just gonna' be a misdemeanor, it's the chewing of it that will be a felony, and years added if it has been done with the mouth open and they have been cracking it..
Reply:No, I think there will be a few criminals that prefer not to do the chew.
Reply:yep you're right and the gum chewers would then be junkies and then we'll have gum criminals and gum organization and they're gonna shoot you with gum:D
Reply:i think you have a typo
Reply:Lmao
Reply:yes well done