2012年1月27日星期五

If you have two lapdancers in one hand, and 3 in the other...?

Please can you help with this question:



John goes into Spearmint Rhino with 200 knicker in his wallet. He pays for 2 lap dances from Saskia, 1 from Mina, 1 from Sophie (who was a bit naff). Then John had a private dance with Saskia because she was sh1t hot. During the whole process, John sinks 4 beers.



Part1, 10 marks:

If single dances are 20 quid, private dances 80 and beers 3, would John have more than 7 quid in his wallet when he got to the kebab shop?



Part2, 5 bonus marks:

Following on from your answer to Part1, given that John couldn't afford a large doner at 6.50, did I... sorry, I mean... did John get ripped off by one of the tarts in the club?

If you have two lapdancers in one hand, and 3 in the other...?
Yes and Yes!
Reply:4$ 50cents
Reply:part 1 YES - unless he was robbed in club





part 2 NO unless again he was robbed or decided to shove moe than was needed at the girls



Nice one though
Reply:lmao
Reply:Part 1.

He should have 28 in his wallet, so he should have more than 7 in his wallet.

Part 2.

Depends how much the taxi cost and if he gave any tips.
Reply:he should have $28 left.



what about tips?


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